Through my 27 years of infinate wisdom (my parents always said I was a smart-ass), I’ve learned a few things. Women, yea I consider myself an expert in the female area if you know what I mean (wink) - and the most important thing I’ve learned is to stay away from a woman on her PMS days. In fact, I’ve put together a few acronyms (abbreviations) based on my experience with the syndrome.
At any rate, my top 10 Acronyms For Women During P.M.S.
1.Psychotic Mood Shift
2.Puffy Mid-Section
3.People Make me Sick
4.Pimples May Surface
5.Pass My Sweatpants
6.Perpetual Munching Spree
7.Pass My Shotgun
8.Pissy Mood Syndrome
9.Potential Murder Suspect
10.Pack My Sh*t
Now I’m not a doctor, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night (with a woman, wink).
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